USD$2,000.000.00 (Two Million Dollars Only)

 Of all the luck! USD$2,000.000.00 (Two Million Dollars Only)!

I waited patiently for Paul to get back to me.

Now plied with my details, Paul will surely have no trouble sending me my USD$2,000.000.00 (Two Million Dollars Only) as soon as possible!

Haven't heard from Paul since this correspondence. If he didn't want to meet up for a light lunch he could've just said so. I guess this was a blessing in disguise seeing that Ebola made it to Nigeria before I did.

Mr. Andros Gavin

I was thrilled to have Mr. Gavin reach out to me. 

I never got a response from Andros after this mail, so I tried e-mailing him again.

Melody

Most of my time spent using Skype is related to my various business dealings, but every once in while somebody tries offer me services I don't want.

I decided to stop the conversation with Melody so as to prevent either of us getting hurt. I don't think I could do the long distance relationship either. 

Reaching out to Dark Vader

The internet is a super opinionated place. Just ask anyone. They will always give you a frank and friendly answer. I saw Dark Vader commenting on this video and I thought it might be the real Dark Vader so I started engaging with him/her in the hopes of befriending him/her. 

 My people skills are a bit rusty. My language skills are less rusty. Immediately after this attempt at finding friendship, NuclearByte reaches out to me, trying to offer me advice on what do to when using the internet.

At least NuclearByte was able to reap some benefit from my comment. I do wonder whether he was really laughing out loud or simpy SISing (that's 'seething in silence', kids!).

Low Duck was next up to chat with me. He was rather critical of my attempts at making friends. I don't think that trying to make friends is a waste of time at all. When I eventually do have a friend, all of my hard work will have paid off. 

D Bowman Order #1003114559

I made a mistake when trying to buy a computy game. Now I'm trying to make contact regarding the issue.

I waited the prescribed 24-48 hours. A bunch more hours happened because a weekend got in the way. I tried e-mailing again the following Monday.

I waited another 24-48 hours. This is the longest time I have spent awake ever. 

If the person who eventually responds to my e-mail is a female of the lady persuasion, I will ask her on a date. I will pay because I'm a gentleman.